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shut the fuck up but in a nicer way that wont get you in trouble
Arelene: Hi jon how are you
Jon: yo Oh My fucking goodness shut your dick box!!!!!!
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When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
Shut the hell up Karen.
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when your women is giving you a blow job and starts talking
"oh yeah"
"babe I think we should..."
"shut up and keep going"
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Boi shut your fucking mouth
Nigga shut your fucking mouth or i'm gonna kick your ass
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in a fight someone will yell out "shut up or run up"! which means shut up and dont fight like a (pussy) or run up and fight like a man!
man you better (shut up or run up)! quick!
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This was a phrase popular in Northern Lower Michigan in the mid-to-late 1980's. It is believed to have originated from a highschool teacher in Pentwater trying to calm down a classroom before lunch hour. It was uttered in various circumstances, generally associated with mealtimes.
Kids standing in line at a McDonald's. One turns to the other and shouts (preferably in the other's ear): Wanna eat? Shut up then!
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The polite way of saying Shut the f*ck up.
Johnny: Hey, Marie! Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Marie: Shut your hole up John!
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