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And all the burritto slugs say, i want i want i want to eat all your food! The best creatures ever. They like to snuggle and eat your lunch ;) they are amazing and give very special huggsss! When you ahev a burritto slug, you can't let it go or it will eat THE WHOLE TOWNNN! they enjoy carrots and lamberginies (sp). They are beautiful creatures that travel in packs of 2. If they are seperated then they will starve themselves and die, which would be quite unfortunate. There are 2 recorded burritto slugs on earth. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH BANANA SLUGS
THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH! THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH!
A person who is banal or boring.
A tool.
A loser.
Mr. Hicks: Mrs. Peters said you called her a frothing slug. What's that about?
Bill: She's a real loser, dad.
When a period blood clot gets stuck on a man's teeth, beard or cheek during/after cunnalingus.
This heffa didn't tell me she was on her period and left a red slug on my face!!!
When your stomach makes a weird sound after you ate a ton of food.
Opposite of your stomach growling when you're hungry.
A man that takes to long masturbating in the shower.
Im going to shower first, cause that Tug Slug takes forever.
Another name for an erect penis.
Hey bud, I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo
when a bearded man eats a girl out and gets pussy juice in his beard then wipes his beard across her body leaving a trail of slimy residue resembling the trail of a snail or slug.
Mel came so hard when I ate her out my beard was soaked I ended up slugging her tits.