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To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.
"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."
"Dude that's sick."
When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock
Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock
when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...
hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?
When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
An expression used when one' takes their socks off (mainly black socks) and there is black fluff around their toes.
Undressed to have a wash, pulled my socks off, sock druff in the shower.
When you are having anal sex, you pull your dick out and the girls intestines are wrapped around your dick.
WTF! I just strawberry socked you
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(n): Bare feet that are covered with socks. Two feet with socks. (v): Wearing your socks without shoes.
(n) I went to get the mail in my sock feet.
(n) I slipped in the kitchen in my sock feet.
(v) I sock footed it down to the mail box.
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