sonic is a hedgehog that runs fast, for his witchcraft he was burned at the stake, when he survived he was crucified,after he survived that he was hung and finally, killed many people celebrate his death on the 4th Thursday of November commonly referred to as Thanksgiving.
Johnny: This year I am thankful for-
Random person: Ya wanna know what I'm thankful for?! The execution of sonic during the Salem witch trials!
Johnny: wha-?
random person:(throws something down on the for and disappears)
Johnny: WHAT DA FUUUUCK!!!!
wow ur hair looks like sonics
translation: wow ur hair looks like hesh's
Sonic is cool he is a Hedgehog he is fast and blue
Sonic is my fav!
1. Sonic is a word used for going at a very fast speed.
2. The greatest character in gaming history. He is fast as fuck and can run about 30400 Miles Per Hour. He is a blue hedgehog who is saving animals from Dr. Robotnik. (Also Known As Eggman) He also has his sidekick fox Tails and other friends.
1. I'm going at Super Sonic speed!!!
2. Sonic The Hedgehog is THE BEST.
THE BEST SPEEDY HEDGEHOG YOU'LL EVER SEE! IS BETTER THAN MARIO
Friend- Mario is better than Sonic.
Me- Throws nukes at friend