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What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.
- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
To speak your thoughts out loud, seemingly from your subconscious.
Talking your native lingo. It may be understood by hometown homies, but to most it will sound like mumbo jumbo
Cow: You mumble a lot
Zebra: Nah I just speak in tongues.
Cow: What the hell does that mean.?
Zebra: My brain got bypassed
Refers to where you express your passionate love and/or desire for someone by employing lots of fancy mouth-work on their genitals; no verbal words necessary.
In her famous song, "When You Say Nothing At All", I wonder if Alison Krauss was actually referring to how her lover can "speak in tongues" --- i.e., orally pleasure her "special spots" --- and thus demonstate how much he adores her without actually having to say anything.
the inability to formulate sentences after family trauma
“berryblue!”
“do you mean blueberry?”
“yes sorry! i have some grief-speak”
The slang or coded language used in the sex trade.
Trick: How far are you going?
Sex Worker: Just downtown (freak speak for oral sex only).
Trick: Where can we go?
Sex Worker: Around the world (freak speak for straight, oral AND anal sex).
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