Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

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Speed Bomb

A speed bomb is a shot of Tito’s and a splash of 5 hour energy extra strength blue raspberry. If you add grape it’s called a “Suicide Slider” tastes great barely taste the alcohol

Dude pour me a Suicide slider and a Speed Bomb
You got it dude, you’re not going to sleep for a while....

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Dorito speed

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)

we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.

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Speed Boppin

The act of driving in a fast way.

I was speed boppin my my hatchback all over town last night.

Mom im taking your car to the movies. " Ok hun don't be speed boppin in my car"

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Speed run

a game where a guy drives to a girls house, attempts to get a blow job or better while his friends smoke a bowl and when the bowl is finished the boy has to come out.

we had a tournament for Speed runs so we drove to kate's and James went into her house and got a blow job while we got high then he came out and we raced away to the next chicks house.

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Speed Racer

The act of Lining up 2 rows of cocaine 5 lines long parrallel to one another and then Snorting both rows as fast as you can.

Dude 1: Hey man you hear about steve?
Dude 2: Yeah man he did a speed racer and now hes permafried!
Dude 1: Thats fucked up man. *snort*

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speed bump

the victim of a drive by shooting

3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps

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