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When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
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The act of holding someone down and dropping a spit towards their face but pulling it back at the last moment like a Bungee Jump.
She had a look of terror when I dangled the Bungee Spit.
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Term for painting one's genitals green and attempting to ejaculate onto a passing insect for the purpose of consumption.
Jerry had to eat several cum covered insects because he lost the Frog Spitting contest.
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spitting on someone's stomach while sucking on their dick causing them to think they came...but they didn't. the girl actually spit on his stomach.
out of no where she pulled a spit job and i forced her to stop so i could go throw up.
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A spit chain develops during oral sex on a man. When the person performing the act pauses to take her salivating mouth off of the penis and a line of spit connects from her throat to the tip of the penis.
Fuckin-a dude, I deep throated you so hard that I formed a long-ass spit chain.
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Someone doing a terrible job at rapping.
Oliver *Doing some terrible rap*
Blake: Oliver you are spitting balls.
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When you go to your Sister in laws house for thanksgiving, and you see her lick her fingers and dip them in the stuffing to taste it, then proceeds to serve it to you as if everything was NORMAL ABOUT THIS.
"No fucking way I'm eating that spit loaded pie"
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