Thunder Cross Split Attack

Thunder Cross Split Attack is an attack technique used in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it consists in crossing your arms and infusing them with hamon so that you are able to attack in a defensive position.

Jhonny: Hey, Steve, what's up?
Steve: I'm fine, how about you?
Jhonny: Yes, everything is fine... Wait, what is that? *Points at Steve's shirt*
Steve: *Looks down*
Jhonny: *Crosses his arms* YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Steve: NANI!?

Let’s split up gang

Something said by idiots in horror movies

Fred: Let’s split up gang
Everyone: BRUH

Split Face Hair Shark

Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!

I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!

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I’ll split her in half

Guy talk about fucking a petite gal with his big dick.

Oh my, check her out. Brother if I fuck her I’ll split her in half.

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to get yo wig split

To cause blood to come from your head whether from a hit or a gunshot wound; To hurt in the head area; to cause pain in the head area

Dang, in the gun war , he really got his wig split.
In the fight, make sure you dont get yo wig split;

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i split my sides

when something that is humorous or witty someone may say "i split my sides" refering to them laughing very hard

tim: whats 300 pounds, lives in the attic, only eats pizza and only drinks beer?
john: i dont know, what?
tim: you
barry: i split my sides

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Double Banana Split Surprise

A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.

I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.

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