The suckiest school on Earth. The moment you enter its gates the squirrels that live in the gutters begin to suck your soul until it gradually disintegrate into nothing. But they have a pretty kick ass jazz band.
Jonny-Dude I hate this county
Adrianna-Yeah especially our stupid school
Jonny-Citrus Springs Middle School
Adrianna-Ahhhh!
Jonny-What!?!
Adrianna-The name makes my soul burn!
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sluts, fuckboys, druggies, dumb ass teachers, nasty food, attention seeking hoes. bitches who suck dick anywhere. WHORES EVERYWHERE. lil dick ass niggas who beat their meat to anime porn. we're a fucking joke. why are we still a school
You go to Spring Forest Middle School?
i feel bad for you! tell that whore who sucked your dick to let me hit!
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a person who constantly volunteers wrong answers in a class or meeting
"I swear that guy is "spring loaded in the dumb position" every time the instructor asked us about a Roman general he said Napolean"
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You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.
When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.
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You can find any flavor nicotine in the bathroom.
Cave spring high school doesnβt like the gays.
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a school full of a bunch of faggot ass freshman football players , fake ass people , midgets .. a lot of midgets , shitty food , lesbians, gays, bisexuals. dumb teachers. and short shorts
denham springs freshman high- dissatisfaction
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The Fire Company located in Spring Township, PA run by a bunch of paid fire fighter assholes that can't stand when non-fire fighters help them with their job. The fire police task-force (also known as flagger force) will continuously ruin your daily commute by dropping cones in your path then walking away. This will happen more on Route 222 and 422 due to continuous accidents and never ending PennDOT construction.
Friend 1: Dam that fuckin' fire police captain closed my road again.
Friend 2: Wow I tried to help the township of spring fire rescue services and they flipped me off in unison.