Random
Source Code
Random
when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring
person 1: I took my first judo lesson
person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge
person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
A shot of pineapple juice, lime juice, mint and tequila.
Person 1: Yo what kind of shots are we taking tonight
Person 2: How about poppa squats?
A comfortable deep squat stance utilized by people of indigenous American(Mexican or other LatAm) descent to pause, rest, pose or examine animal tracks while hunting(with homies). Distantly related to the “Asian squat”.
We saw some deer tracks so we hit a quick cholo squat to read the trail, homie.
A replacement for "damn"
Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?
When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
Cletus: Hey baby wanna do a fudgsicle squat with me?
Jerry's uncle: fuck yeah!!
noun: the act of squatting down low to the ground, tail bone almost touching, knees to chest, to stay cool while waisting time at a refugee camp. spreading legs wide creates room for food preparation or laundry pounding.
I am going to refugee squat while waiting for this bus.
I get the cleanest shirts if they are washed refugee squat style.
At camp we sat in a refugee squat circle telling stories and staying cool from the heat
The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.
"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"