suck sandwich

suck sandwich: noun something unpleasant that you have to eat even though you would rather not

That algebra class is a suck sandwich, and everyone in there is taking a bite.

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energy suck

A person who sucks the energy out of your life or conversation; similar to how appliances suck energy even when they're turned off.

Also: vampire suck.

Sara was such an energy suck because she was always creating so much drama.

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China Sucks

China Sucks (or China Sucking) are phrases used to describe any condition where there is a stark difference between rhetoric and fact. It’s basically used to describe a condition or statement with a significant lack of integrity. "China Sucks" statements are often fantasy or mind games used to manipulate the perceptions of others to one's own benefit. It’s also synonymous with “out-of-touch with reality”.

The phrase originates from the CCP’s (China’s government’s) claim of technological superiority over its rivals, which is in opposition with the fact that China hasn’t invented any significant technology in hundreds of years. Yes, hundreds of years ago China invented the compass, papermaking, gunpowder, printing, and much more… but in the last 400 years nothing of high technology has been invented in China, -despite the CCP’s (Chinese government’s) claims of high-technological superiority over others.

"I am the best quarterback in the league!"
"Please stop china sucking. You are embarrassing yourself."
"It’s true, I am the best."
“You threw 23 interceptions and got sacked 21 times last season.”
"It’s not my fault"
"Your china sucks mind game strategy isn’t going to work on me, -you’re just embarrassing yourself."

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Blessed With Suck

1. Failing so hard that it's as if God himself made it impossible for you to win today.

2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.

Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*

Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"

Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."

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sidebar suck

When after watching the YouTube "main feature," one gets "lured" to the endless sidebar suggestions...for what seems to be the rest of the work day.

My wife's succumbed to a bad case of sidebar suck for the last few days with her favorite episodes of the "The West Wing."

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the suck and cuck

(n): The act of playing King Dedede on Super Smash Bros. and following these three simple steps to kill your opponent:

1: Bait the ledge
2: Suck (Neutral B the opponent)
3: Cuck (Fall off the ledge, your opponent having been inhaled)

EZ

Carl: How was your online match, my dude?
Carla: I played Dedede, and used the Suck and Cuck on Jigglypuff
Carl: WTH is the Suck and Cuck
Carla: The SAC can be done in three simple steps...

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Trick Suck

When the penis is simply pointed at the mouth, possibly touching the lips, then a hand is used to achieve ejaculation. Done by spooge hounds that don't want to risk gagging or that nasty head-cheese taste.

I really wanted to go balls-deep and bust my nut down her throat, but all she would do is trick suck me.

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