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A syndrome that results from doing too much math in a short period of time. Symptoms include carpel tunnel, dreaming in algebra and not getting dates.
Person 1: Did ya hear about Billy? He got Math Syndrome from his calculus class and now his girlfriend broke up with him.
Person 2: I had that for a bit during grade ten. Stupid radicals.
Person 1: No kidding.
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When for whatever reason you cannot see.
Most common causes of Karkand Syndrome are :
- Having a glass eye
- Being Blind
- Playing the map 'Strike at karkand' on Battlefield 2
- Having the draw distance set to -200ft
- Dynasty Warriors.
"I hear he got karkand syndrome after running into a wall of spikes"
"Shit , this fog is so bad its like i have Karkand Syndrome"
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When your peers constantly assume you’re high because you’re energetic. it’s natural, and your normal personality. Crackhead syndrome can also be when someone is pretending to be high because they’re surrounded by high people.
Look at Macy, she keeps screaming and running around talking about belly buttons, she SO has crackhead syndrome.
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Sometypoway Syndrome affects the central nervous system and attacks you at the heart. It spreads very quickly, and in some cases has been contagious. It can be brought on by your significant other fornicating with others, your dog/cat being hit by a car, your favorite television program being cancelled, boredom, lack of marijuana, etc. When Sometypoway Syndrome reaches its peak, victims might have symptoms such as vomiting, upset stomach, headache, confusion, delirium, shock, seizures, constant tear production, paralysis, blindness, arthritis, athletes foot, inner ear infections, bullet wounds, smokers cough, jaundice, and painful urination. Known cures include, money, drugs, and bitches.
Tim's mom just died. Hes got a nasty case of Sometypoway Syndrome.
Ash just lost to Gary again? He must have a gnarly case of Sometypoway
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When someone acts older than their age thus making them look younger and dumb.
shitskia: I'm in love I know I'm only 14 but it might just be real!
Tanishia: Gurllll you got a bad case of grown syndrome
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When a lady gives you all the signs that she is interested in you such as texting you 24/7 and trying to hang out with you. This goes on for a while and then it is revealed that she just wants to be friends with you.
A Flirt Syndrome
I just became a victim of A.F. Syndrome, she wants to go to dinner with me as FRIENDS.
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a serious mental issue where a person falls in love with a cartoon.
Someone: "2D from the Gorillaz is just so hot!"
Someone has Ramona Syndrome!
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