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When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.
I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.
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The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.
Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.
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When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action
dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me
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the superlative of the "bees knees", refering to the space between the testicles and the anus of a bee.
ex: my old my camera was the bees knees, but my new camera is the bees taint.
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A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.
In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.
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The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.
What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
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A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.
Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.
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