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When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.
Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...
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Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
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A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'
I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.
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When a girl shaves just the top of her pubic hair so it doesn't show above her bikini bottom.
Girl 1: "Come on Skyrim! They're already at the beach!"
Girl 2: "Wait! I forgot to shave last night, I can't go!"
Girl 1: "Just do some tan line shaving!"
Girl 2: "Great idea!"
Receiving oral sex from an over user of fake tan who ends up walking around with a face that resembles a mix of Ashoka Tano and Freddie Krueger.
"Picked up a slag last night who at first glance looked like a burn victim, but after I blammed on her face she was a ringer for Asooka Tan Ho!"
How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.
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A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.
Selamat petang kelas, honitchiwa Tan Meiliawati Sung!!!
A skin tone that is sometimes mistaken for a real tan, but is actually just congealed grease & dirt from not bathing.
I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.