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When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
A hooker with a heart of gold.
“I think I’m smitten with Candice, you know? But I don’t think mother would approve of me bringing home a woman of such easy virtue.”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”
Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge
Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.
A racist who doesn't know the meaning of racist. Unintentionally racist on purpose.
Robbie: Aren't black people the worst?
Robbie: No, Do I look like a Gypsy Tart To you?
Robbie: You look more like a retard to me...