A person or animal that is filthy, but that you otherwise find endearing and love.
Ex. (talking to cat) "Mr. Buttons, what HAVE you been doing?!? You look like a total dirt muffin!!"
Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."
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When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.
Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.
a funny word used to represent the grenades in most games.
unlike a Balloon Floater, this has no sexual connotations.
guy 1: hit the dirt explosion!
guy 2: dirt explosiooon!
guy 3 :hahahaha wooow.
A really stupid person, as if his/her brain was physically missing.
Bob: Bro Matthew is snorting dirt again.
Derron: ikr, what a dirt snorter.
Being friends with someone but they irratate you so you have the sudden urge to beat their ass but they are your friend so it more like a friendly fight
Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
After getting my ass fucked from that hoe from bbrt, I now have the squirt dirts!
"Owww my face, dumb flying dirt is attacking me, fend for yourselves!!!"