When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)
“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”
When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound
it was a succsesful jewish harvest
When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised
Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie
The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him
So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.
Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.
Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster
Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza