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hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh uwu horny bitch
E, damn it The Red Moon is a horny bitch. UwU
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During tennis, when the ball lands on the back white borderline. This is obviously very VERY close to being out and takes alot of skill to do purposely.
*ball is returned and lands on very edge of the back line* "Moon volley, biatch!"
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An act of being a Reade in extreme ways, defining craters on the lower lip of Whiteman.
Wow, he is such a moon chin, look at his Readeiness.
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Northeast Atlantic coast: tiny, harmless, translucent sea creatures from two to three inches across that resemble jellyfish but do not actually sting their food.
Southeast Atlantic coast: usually about six to eight inches in diameter, a jellyfish that is mildly venomous and identifiable by its four pink horseshoe-shaped markings.
Northeast Pacific coast: up to about fifteen inches in diameter, a jellyfish that doesn't have the long tentacles usually associated with its kind but a short fringe that sweeps food to its mucous layer right under the bell.
"When I was younger," said Sarah, "I would never go swimming when we went to the beach because I was terrified of finding a moon jelly."
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refers to june or july cancers. the zodiac cancer is ruled by the moon and those born under it are thus referred to as ‘moon babies’
I was born on July 10. I’m a moon baby.
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A moon landing is when two people's naked butts bump as they bend over.
Two men in a gym locker room bend over at the same time while facing away from each other and their naked butts bump:
"Oh, oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"
"What? Was that your first moon landing?"
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When you get so mad you jump into orbit and falcon punch the moon so hard it splits in half and explodes
You piss me off so much I don't even know what to do (looks at moon). Fuck the moon
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