John Edward

A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.

Wow, John Edward, you're such a giant douche!

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John Stewart

Jon Stewart spelled wrong.

The Daily Show: With Jon Stewart

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john kimble

noun - detective

I'm a cop you idiot! I'm detective john kimble!

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John Prescott

Is the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK.

He has failied in everything he has tried to do.

He has several infamous nick-names...

"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!

JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.

"I think John Prescott is a fucking wanker!"
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"

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John Elway

In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.

i almost found god but i found John Elway insted

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john wick

the greatest man to ever live

god damn, john wick is the best.

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Sticky John

When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.

Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.

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