Jockey Box

Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').

Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.

Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

bank-in-the-box

an automated teller machine (ATM)
also pronounced bank-in-a-box

Hey, let me hit the bank-in-the-box real quick before we go to dinner

penalty box

a) where you don`t want to be when playing hockey
b) a synonym used to define a prison or a mental health institution when speaking to extremely small children.

under definition, if you hang out with the wrong crowd, you`ll some day end up in the penalty box.

slute box

The box that many penis's come in. |f you dare to enter a slute box, be sure to wrap the package correctly.

Man, I better go get checked out! that was one hell of a slute box last night.

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Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

smut box

n: A promiscuous woman or a woman with few sexual inhibitions

My missus can't get enough of it up her shitter, and she's not happy unless I unload all over her face and then slap her tits as she rubs it in. She's such a fucking smut box