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Wannade chav:
Someone who thinks they're "hard" however are as as soft as a baby's arse. They go arround acting as if they are a chav, with the straitned hair and lip gloss, but they dont have the balls to be one.... so pretend to be one but never actually do chav stuff like smoking, getting totally pissed and bunking off school.
Wannabe chav: Yeah, her hairs really greasy lets bully her, not really only joking(probly because they're not a dare)
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A chav fish is a chav that is also a fish, or vice versa. The difficulty of putting a hoodie on and drinking and smoking when you have flippers and live underwater is pointed out to them, but they don't understand; they only have a three second memory and are really stupid, because they are chavs.
The average IQ of a chav is lower than that of a fish.
"Hey chav fish, how are you?"
"Glug glug weed glug glug off you glug glug burbury glug."
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Chav cunt who is not alive anymore. Something to celebrate.
John: Hey look, there's a dead chav over there.
James: Yay!
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See chav. The chav princess is a rarity, a female who manages radiate beauty even when wearing a shellsuit, scrapeback and 12" hoop earrings. Their potence can even pierce the 24-7 haze of bensons smoke. innit.
"No man, Charlotte Church is not a pig. She's my little chav princess"
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The term given to the noises that the inner-city, worthless, pieces of shite that have passing resemblance to homo sapiens, make when attempting to communicate with each other. Given that these living abortions have no grey matter to start with, it is a fuckin miracle that they can even make noises.
Warning, when a chav emits a loud noise in your direction it would possibly indicate it has seen you and it is gearing up to attack. In this case, I would advise doing the gene-pool a favour and blowing its fuckin head off. If you don't happen to have a 12-bore to hand, I recommend running. If you happen to be in charge of a vehicle.... well you know what the right thing is that needs to be done.
Chav scum: "grunt, ugg oog, oh-oh , innit"
Normal human: "Oh I'm sorry, is that chav speech you are making?"
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The smallest sprocket of the three attached to the pedals of a typical mountain bike. So called because of its widespread use by the cycling chav- possibly because of its lack of understanding of the gear shift mechanism coupled to a total lack of physical fitness. The effect is that the chav invariably spins its legs wildly whilst making little forward progress.
Chavs invariably use in combination with a bike that's way too small and a saddle that's way too low. Supplementary effect noticed by onlookers is that the chav's knees rise to around ear level when pedalling.
If the chav's bike is a brand known to cycling aficionados, it will be nicked. If its a cheap chain-store brand it will be nicked too.
Cyclist 1 "That hill was way steep, I'm shattered"
Cyclist 2 "Me too, I was stuck on the Chav Ring all the way to the top"
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The wearing of a 'chav hat' (a.k.a nike, kappa, burberry baseball cap) at an obscure 45 degree angle, above the 'normal' baseball cap gradient, by one whom is defined as a chav.
Look at that stupid kid wearing his hat on a chav angle! What a loser!
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