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Blasting such a big load in your girls mouth that she chokes on it and it comes out of her nostrils..
Maya blew me with the best mouth I ever felt, I shot such a load that she choked on it and and my splooge came gushing out her nose.. A sloppy Elephant Walrus..
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A girl with nipples so long, they resemble elephant trunks.
Rob: Yo, check out that chick's tit's....she has elephant trunk nipples!
Mike: Fuck yeah she does!
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Whilst sitting on a flat surface, you suddenly shit your trousers, leaving a smooshed round shit-pattie that resembles an elephant footprint.
I was driving home last night and this deer ran out in front of me. I was so scared I gave myself a Wyoming Elephant Foot
A very funny word first seen in a card game, this word is used to remind people of good old times and funny jokes
Person 1: hey
Person 2: hm?
Person 1: Mad Elephant Sex
Person 2: lmao
A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR
Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."
Jayden Pankratz eats taint out of elephant ass holes daily.