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The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.
Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"
That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.
I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.
That balletic squatting stance that allows a person a free and unobstructed position from which to blow a truly effective fart.
I watched his artistic subtlety as he achieved a fart plie that was not only astounding but perfect.
An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.
Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"
When you fart, slurp it back and repeat it again and again until you're bored.
Dav - Imma juggle fart my boi.
*Octopus slurping and farting noises*
Noé - Please stop
A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.
Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.