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Mash job

Repeatedly punching the testicles of a sexual partner for pleasure.

Tim:
I love when becky uses me like a speed bag.
Frank:
What?
Tim:
She gives the best mash jobs.

by Weird kinks April 29, 2022


Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

by Yermy May 11, 2020


Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mikeno more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 29, 2023


African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 09, 2021


dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

by plowpimp January 14, 2015


Steak and mash

To give a girl and facial and then punch her in the face

I gave Her steak and mashast night

by Samuel.B.Goodman June 12, 2025


KF and mash

KFC

'90s slang used in japan, as the restaurant chain is very popular there.

Ruruna: lets celebrate our big win!
Naruru: KF and mash?

by MoonlightMaiden July 29, 2021