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Salted Moose - When an erect penis is dipped into a pina colada and its looks like a moose removing its snout from a river or lake after a drink
During foreplay the couple decided to start off with a Salted Moose.
The college students were having a mean session of truth or dare when Johnny dared Mary to a Salted Moose.
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When a man a woman are having sex and they stop. The man ejaculates all over the girls face and smears it in. Then he shits in his hands and smears the shit and semen into a chocolatey con"cock"sion... you have completed a Chocolate Moose.. to dispose properly the man must now lick it all off of her face...
Ryan Chocolate Moosed Madeline.
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How men in P&C Support Services try to attract one another.
To seduce him I wore my best tight jeans showing off my big moose knuckles.
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Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.
There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.
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moose knucles: same as camel toe. a woman or girl with a fat cat print in her pants or jeans is said to have Moose knucles.
Damn, did you see the moose knucles on Shaniqua, str8 gave me a woody yo!
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The male version of "camel toe". When one's testicles are clearly visible through the pants and undergarments. When a man's package is not contained by his garments.
Did you see the moose foot on that Ed Barrick guy?!
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