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*What does being a jake paul mean?*
_Verb, to be completely selfish, condescending,inconsiderate, self centered, uneducated, disrespectful or ignorant little Fuck._
*Synonyms:* _ Human Failure, Sin, Cringe
*Antonyms:*_Logan Paul or anyone with a right state of mind_
*Example:* _When Erika "married" Jake she was exploiting herself for views._
*Example:* _When Erika "married" Jake Paul she was exploiting herself for views._
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a 23 yr old who thinks he’s a savage because he commits the crime of saying ‘what are those’ to normal news reporters. He also thinks he can clickbait assault for views when even his 3 yr old girl fans are smart enough to Realise that it’s as fake as unicorns and fairy’s
Johnny: Hey! Jake Paul’s on the news
Jeff: oh god, you might as well just change the channel to my little pony
Johnny: yeah this burns my eyes
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A completely flaccid penis
Yeah I had a tinder date last night, but when things got hot and heavy he had a total Paul Ryan on.
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well, crazy eddie sure is wrong. mccartney was THE bass player of the beatles but started out on guitar and played various solos (taxman, the end, to name a few) and full songs on guitar (blackbird, mother natures son, yesterday, and many many more), and even a few drums (back in the ussr, dear prudence, a few more) throughout the beatles' entire history.
he's the fucking man
duh man. mccartney is the shiiiit.
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Greatest producer of all times
Greatest producer of all times.
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GORGEOUS sadly fictional character from novel series the Mediator by Meg Cabot. Curly brown hair and piercing eyes and the most melting kiss. Every girl wants him but all he wants is the ambicious and butt-kicking fellow shifter Susannah Simon, who happens to be in love with the one and only Jesse de Silva, ghost-turned-human HOTTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Did I mention he can see, talk to, and touch dead people? He's a shifter. He can also time travel and once tried to keep Jesse from dying by going back in time. His ability to be hot, evil, sweet, attractive, and extremely smart is undeniable
Paul's blue-eyed gaze bore into me. There wasn't the slightest hint of a smile on his face anymore. "Suze, when are you going to get it?"
That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.
"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."
"I don't," I protested. "I--"
But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.
-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot
We love Paul Slater
-Pfcers
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A variation on the blumpkin wherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.
"Why does Roger seem so down today?"
"Well, I guess last night Sheryl asked him to give her a Paul Blart."
"Dude, that's disgusting... did he actually do it?"
"Yeah, he really does love her... I guess afterwards he threw up in the sink. He says he can't get the smell out of his mind... it's haunting him."
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