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A person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. After 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.
Hey, I didn't know you knew Ashley. Yeah, I hang out with her but only on the weekends; she's my phantom drunk friend.
Phantom Forces Syndrom revers to a psychological phenomenon that accurs when playing the roblox game Phantom Forces for long amounts of time the symptoms include but are not limited to
1. suddenly becoming gay
2. becoming a femboy
3. accute onset of depression
4. basing your personality to a anime girl
5. wearing girl clothes most commenly maid outfits
6. taking pictures of the thigh area of the legs
7. Suddenly seeking a lot of attention which can sometimes include making up false mental disorders
Hey bro i recently saw on your instagram you wear a maid outfit now did you get Phantom Forces Syndrom?
Hey you know John he recently started identifying as a femboy i think he got Phantom Forces Syndrom.
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being so drunk in a fight that you swing, and hit nothing but air.
Last night tony starting throwing phantom punches kuz he was to drunk to fight.
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Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.
Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.
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a game played by fuktarded teenagers usually Boys on sleep overs were they hide in alley ways at 12 o'clock at night and when someone walks past they run and scream or make homo ghost noises. They usually get bashed because the only ones that would be going through alley ways at that time are drunks coming home from the pub.
gay teen 1: ohhhhh
gay teen 2: urghhhh
gay teen 3: whooo run im the phantom of the alleyway
drunk: if i get my hands on you ill break your friggen kneck stupid fags
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The theory in which the sum of beers claimed to be drank is greater than beers ever present. Derives from the Macho-man complex where the more beer you drink the cooler you are. Simply, a 30 pack plus 10 phantom beers equals 40 beers claimed.
Chad- How was last night?
Blaine- Good, the five of us split a case of Natty; had about 7 or 8 each.
Chad- Sounds like a classic case of phantom case theory.
When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.
"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."
Not to be confused with "phantom shit"