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Person A: “Sheesh, we got Shrek.”
Person B: “Haha, yeah..”
You: “Ha- wait me?”
The worlds hottest anime character farther of 3 Ogas and he eats yummy bugs and onions
Omg did you see shrek he is so hot
A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass
I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night
Peaches is married to shrek
A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.
Our love and savior. He will never be replaced by any of the other thousands of so called gods. All other gods are now perceived inferior to him. Praise the lord by getting on your knees and praying.
Hey, have you prayed to our lord, Shrek yet?
A mythical God and creature that has made many good things that our world stands on
if it was not for him our world would have corrupoted
"Onions have layers, so do ogres" - shrek parable of the onion
see also shrekism Living of of the parable of the onion a great thing
Shrek: hey donky onions have layers
donky: *ode to joy intensifies*