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A refined 1950s person’s way of saying “Up your ass!” without anyone really understanding it.
My petite blonde bombshell mother would put her hands on her hips in that challenging but white bread snooty manner of hers and confidently state to someone who had pissed her off, “Upper United States, buddy!” and of course she’d already taught me the subtle secret decoding of this cryptic insult which was to just imagine she was saying this in a lame American’s idea of an Italian accent and the United States is really U-S, as in “uppa you ess!”
#1 in innovation #2 Stanford #3 MIT
Student 1: Our school just found a cure for cancer!
Student 2: Our school just solve the problem for world peace!
Arizona State University Student: Ya, but are you #1 in innovation?
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The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
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The greatest fucking show ever. If you haven't seen it, tie your nut sack to a cinder block and throw it off a cliff
Blue mountain state is awesome
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Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.
The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.
Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.
The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.
Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
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An inevitable chain of events in a sports where a blatant bad call or bizarre unlucky play causes in a total collapse of confidence, resulting in multiple, unforced, and devastating errors.
1. "Well we just cracked the top 25 rankings, I guess we are due for some NC State Shit."
2. "You were up 10 with 5 minutes to go? What happen?"
"Typical NC State Shit. We got a personal foul for 'giving them the business', and then fumbled from the victory formation."
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The advantage of a candidate running for national political office running in a state primary election who is generally believed to be the favorite due to their state of origin.
"Some candidates are bound to have home state appeal and be the favorite in the Presidential Election when they run in their home state."
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