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Witches brew

Chocolate oatmeal

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night

by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022


Witches Brew

A liquidy, bubbly fart--think of the simmering, foul concotion typically found in a witch's pot--that unfortunately results in a little surprise in one's underwear, and comes with the sickening realization that something slipped out that shouldn't have. Most uncomfortable and difficult to explain when in a public place, far from a toilet. Impossible to deny.

I was getting blown by this hot chick last night when I got a sudden episode of witches brew and she threw up on my balls.

by Charlie777 February 6, 2014


Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 29, 2022


Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022


Witch's nose

A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.

Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.

by IntroT April 18, 2020


Bitch witch

This is an expression that is reserved for only the most wicked of the wicked, rude, mean, people. Someone who is a bitch witch is terrible and makes you want to pull your eyes and hair out. They are to be avoided at all costs. This can also be written "witch bitch".

That bitch witch makes my life a living hell.

Working with that bitch witch makes me feel miserable every day.

Did you hear what he did? He's truly a bitch witch!

by LingDanc803 February 9, 2023


creep the witch

descretely creeping le witch during the mating hours of young cats. creeping the witch must be done only by hotties that like to suck long shlongs.

e'ry day at lunch, we creep the witch

by Jimmy99827 April 30, 2008