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a stealthy maneuver done to a guy while he is either asleep or passed out. when you take the scrotum-AKA the ballsac and stretch both sides, making the bat signal.
kid1: "have you ever been dooped?"
marines guy: "no...but i did get a bat signal once!"
everyone: "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!"
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When a young man cuts his hand before he masturbates to recreate the feeling of popping a cherry.
I fruit batted this morning to that virgin sara. It reminded me of our future first time.
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A term used to describe the penis of a U.S. soldier returning from the Iraq war who is looking to get lucky.
Specificly when he lands a girl willing to go the distance it is thought that his initial penal engorgement will be a whopper, from a lack of sexual stimulation for long periods.
Also thought to be sex that is rough, greedy and slightly desperate in nature.
"Dude I got back from the sand box last night and tonight I already got lucky."
"All right battle buddy! Did ya' clobber her with your rape bat?"
"Yeah dude! Whiped out my rape bat and clobber f@(ked her!"
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when your arms are so jiggly, when you move them, you have bat wings
Woah, when she pointed across the room, I saw her bat wings.
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The barrier between being completely erect and being soft. It hangs like a bat does between your legs and is somewhat hard - Bat Pole
Jesus did you see how hot Martha was last night? No man she wasnt to hot she just gave me a bat pole.
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Noun: A fortress of solitude construct by hanging ones blanket from the frame of a bunk bed structure so as to block out all sleep disturbing rays of light.
Verb: "To Bat Cave It", or "Bat Cave it up" is the act of constructing ones cave, and then wreaping the glorious benefits of now, being the owner and inhabitant of said Bat Cave.
at around 1400 on wednesday, after a long week of studying and waking up in time to make it to breakfast formation at 0700, cadet T decides to say the hell with the world, drinks a bottle of nyquil and begins making his Bat Cave. just as Cadet T finishes and begins to feel the effects of the nyquil, Cadet F walks in to the large.
Cadet F; sup g? whats that?
Cadet T; Bat Cave nigga.
Cadet F; rough week?
Cadet T; YUTT! i just drank some nyquill.
Cadet F; word, might do the same
(enters Cadet B)
Cadet B; sweet Bat Cave.
(Cadet T passes out on floor)
Cadet B; dibs *crawls into Bat Cave*
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when a man exposes his testacles and spreads his skin it appears to look like a brain with bat wings.
FROM THE MOVIE "WAITING"
jerico: dude, have you ever seen a bat brain?
mark: what's a bat wing?!?
(jerico pulls down pants)
mark: eeeeeeew!
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