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A Blake is someone that will bully you. I’ve known one for 7 years and he still bully’s me even if I try to get along with him
Blake: Hey loser
Random kid: leave me alone
Blake: not until you stop being a loser
A very small individual infact he is so small you could mistake him for a toddler. Definitely was born too soon. And is the max level of gay. He is so gay it even makes me seem straight.
Person 1: uhm is that a toddler on campus-
Blake: *turns around* wdym I'm literally supposed to be here
Person 1: oh...
Blake’s are known for their flexibility and bending ability. Some may think, he’s so flexible it’s almost gay…! But in reality, he might be gay and he only has a girlfriend to hide the overwhelming fact. After all, Blakes closets are deep, thick, meaty, and supple.
Your so Blaked, look how bendable you are!
A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.
Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake