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wisconsin oil change

when your having drunk sex with a chick and that snatch is so dry you use her or your own vomit as lube

"man lisa was as dry as a sandbox last night I had to do a wisconsin oil change on her and then i went to town"

by swaven da bonner October 5, 2011

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Changed my mind

A stealthy was to describe changing ones mindset with the use of Herbs or other psychotropic substances.

I was having a shit day at work, so I went out to the car and changed my mind.

Did you change your mind? I thought you smelled nice.

by Doctor Shockwave January 23, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kentucky Lane Change

When you are screwing a chick from behind, take it out and then stuff it in their ass and claim it was an accident.

I pulled a Kentucky Lane Change on that bitch i was fuckin last night.

by the name that is my real one July 30, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mississippi Lane Change

Rarely executed successfully. Involves crossing the maximum number of lanes immediately after merging onto a swift moving freeway with the goal of simply proving ones cunning behind the wheel. A perfect MLC would be executed by angling one's vehicle perpindicular to the center divider or perhaps even angling the nose of the vehicle slightly towards the flow of traffic.

Despite the common misconception that the traffic manuever originated in the Magnolia State (Mississippi), it is derived from the techniques used to cross a swift moving river and is actually most commonly seen in more cosmopolitan and populated parts of our nation such as Los Angeles, Boston, and other urban centers.

"Did you see that guy just do a Mississippi Lane Change to get to the D-lane?!"

"I got side swiped by some jackoff trying to pull an MLC on the 405 this morning on my way to work."

by Steve Devious July 3, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alberta Lane Change

Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.

Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.

Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"

by kop1975 May 4, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


diaper changing trolley

Nearly identical to a regular standard baby changing table, except a diaper changing trolley is equipped with casters so one can roll it around the house, or from room to room. Diaper changing trollies are often used in baby daycare centres, halfway houses, foster care homes, and institutional settings, where large numbers of children are in diapers.

Diaper changing trollies are used to store all of the babies diaper changing needs, as well as a diaper pail. Diaper changing trollies were popular and widely used in the U.K. throughout the 1960's and 70's.

After supper I rolled the diaper changing trolley down the hall from baby room to baby room, to take care of all the children's diaper changes.

Before starting the diaper changing, I double checked that the diaper changing trolley was well stocked with extra diapers, rubber pants, and a clean diaper pail.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. December 11, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slo-Mo changing

The act of removing your clothes while drunk, and later excusing the act by saying you we're only slo-mo changing. You take off your clothes but say you were just changing, very slowly.

Katie, why were you stripping last night at the party? I wasn't stripping, I was Slo-Mo changing!

by softballlefty129 July 31, 2009