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When you use glue instead of lube during vaginal sex.
"Oh, shit babe, I think I grabbed the wrong bottle. We're stuck in curse of binding!"
Something bad always happens immediately after sex.
“Me and Ryan Reynolds fucked, then the power went out.”
“It sounds like you’ve been hit with the Arcujo curse.”
When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.
"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)
a curse originating around 1900’s in North America that results in a Ticonderoga pencil being stuck in the anus of a person, causing immense pain all over the body.
Robert was struck by the Curse of Ticondegra and fell very ill for many weeks.
a saying over used by history professors to describe groups of students who did not do the homework since it won't be talked about in class anyway really
And if you don't read the Cherry Orchard, it is the curse of the cat people if I call on you in lecture.
A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.
The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.
The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.
"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"