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A combination of a gal who's an expert at giving killer hand-jobs and a guy who's so aroused dat he's just about ready to blow when da gal first takes his tautly-engorged schlong in her hands, and thus she gets him off with just a single up-down rub.
If a gal has perfect timing with her hand/wrist/arm when performing a 2-stroke engine with a virile dude, it's possible for her to achieve a "synchronized plug-firing" --- i.e., doing the down-stroke on the boy's cock at the same moment as each throbbing burst of release --- during said balls-draining session. Plus if the guy's sperm-glands are fully recharged from having waited a sufficient period of time after his last ejaculation, then this "piston-cycle" operation can be performed up to maybe a dozen times for each successive spurt until the eager stud finally "runs dry".
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A torture device once used as a punishment for those who have commited a crime. It fits onto one's penis or vagina, and then is twisted, via a motor, to violently to cause aggonizing pain.
It's a torture device, does it really need an example?
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doesnt even have to tell his parents he is gay! there will always be that one snake in your engineering class
wow look at that engineering student what a snake !
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Cal Poly is one of the finest public institutions for aspiring Engineering students. With their learn by doing philosophy, Cal Poly undergraduates have the opportunity to apply their skills and knowledge and come up with either revolutionary inventions, or hilarious modern catastrophes. The expression "Cal Poly Engineers" is used whenever this superior intellect ends up in a memable failure.
Using Yik Yak's distance indicator to triangulate horny people: Cal Poly Engineers
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to get fingered
OMG, my engine was started last night
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A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
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when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up
Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
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