The term “semen granade” is used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims.
Poor Sean, he was the victim of a violent “Semen Grenade” attack last week. He hasn’t recovered since…
Fuck off, Fuck you, you got fucked, your fucked
Man i went to Carls Jr. And asked for a Coke and they gave me a diet Coke. I wasn't ready to catch the grenade on that one.
A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.
"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."
When defecating in a public restroom stall, after wiping one's anus, instead of dropping the soiled toilet paper into the toilet, it is tossed over the top of the stall into a neighboring stall occupied by the victim.
In the bathroom at work, I was taking a dump next to my annoying co-worker, so I decided to toss a stinky grenade onto him.
A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
When you have to jump on your Bro's friend or relative that nobody likes.
"Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"
"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."
a grenade/ugly girl with a fat ass.
hey look jerry it’s a grenade. tom, she has a gyatt that’s an impulse grenade