hair band

n., adj., A rock band from the eighties whose members had long hair, which they teased up with hair-spray to make themselves out to be rebels and distinctive. The music tried to be hard and badass, but was harmless. This is sometimes used as a disparaging description, much like boy band is used today.

Some people classify Motley Crue as Metal, well no offense, but they are really just a Hair Band.

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Great Hair

What to say to someone who is currently being an insufferable, self-involved prick.

Alternatively, what to say to someone who's being a jackass.

"Man, I totally just pwned your ass, doob. You should just quit Halo forever." - Tom
"Great Hair, Tom."

"PZ Myers should stop talking and let me have the spotlight." - Matt Nisbet
"Great Hair, Matt."

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Pegasus Hair

When white girls (typically) leave their hair completely natural in a pony tail. This means that they do not have bangs or have it parted. With all this, it makes a girl look like Pegasus, the mythological flying horse.

"-I haven't washed my hair in a week and I left it completely natural.
-Man you got some pegasus hair!"

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hair helmet

an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature due to an abundance of hairspray

jimmy swaggart, sam donaldson, sara palin, and doris day have the hair helmet in common

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Disney hair

That horrible haircut that distinguishes Disney's exclusive collection of metrosexuals. The stylists behind it require that you're not female, but intend to look like one. We've all probably seen it; Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, Cole and Dylan sprouse, etcetera etcetera, all sport one. It kind of looks like someone turned on a leaf blower at full power directly behind your head and a hairstylist ran over to save the day by spritzing it in place. May or may not resemble a helmet.

Note: To sport one, you must be a Disney star, a Disney fanatic, effeminate, underdeveloped mentally, underdeveloped in the gonad area, inexperienced sexually...and so the list continues.

"Why does Justin Bieber have the Disney hair?"
"He sings like a girl."

"the Jonas brothers aren't gay are they?!"
"Yeah, watch out -soon, they'll ALL be sporting the Disney hair!"

"That new kid is gonna become disney's next big thing.."
"how dyu know?"
"the Disney Hair man, the Disney Hair."

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pubic hair

the stuff that gets in the way of the girls face when she is sucking your dick, also known to other women as fuzzy and fun to pull ((ooooooooooowwwwwwww))

don't cut your pubic hair off bob you might cut yourself then what you gonna do vagina crotch!!!!!

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hair pie

Meat rose 'n' hairs. A hirsute pudendum.

"......no, it's Hair Pie" -Captain Beefheart

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