Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM
1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham
Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal
Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....
Someone who just reeks. Usually someone who smells just like a dirty gym sock after working out for three hours straight.
Damn. Do you smell those ham ankles?
Ham Solo or Pork Solo is porking by yourself, aka mastrubating
Rodney was wanting to Ham Solo yesterday...
A ham cooked in rum that has an optional addition of 2 slices of pineapple. Created originally in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
Where is Rum Ham?
It fell off of the boat.
RUM HAM NO!!
She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.