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1. burnt rubber marks left on tarmac when peeling out with a fast, powerful car
2. poo stains left on underwear when ass is not properly wiped hershey highway
1. That porsche left skid marks on the road.
2. I was taking a shower and noticed skid marks on my underwear.
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The dent in your upper lip directly under you nose where you put your finger when you shush someone. The myth as to why that mark is there goes like this:
Babies are born knowing all the secrets of the universe but an angel comes down and says "Shhhhhh" as he places his finger over the baby's mouth and seals them up because man is not allowed to know everything.
Small children often get a stripe of crusty snot in their shush mark.
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Mark Lee is the main rapper, main dancer, and sub-vocalist of NCT. He belongs to 3/4 of all NCT units and is also a part of the K-Pop super group, SuperM. At some point, he's the youngest, oldest, leader, and sub-center of the group. He's still so young, but he's now considered as one of the richest rappers born in Canada. Aside from his positions in NCT, he also has many talents such as playing the guitar, piano, and flute and is very capable in freestyle rap. He is also a lyricist and has the most songs written among all NCT members. He also has special talents: paper tearing impression, electic fly swatter impression, and many more!
He also has a bubbly personality and a loud voice, that's why people around him often takes a liking to him, since he seems very bright. He also has a very thrifty and sentimental personality, when someone gives him a gift, he'll definitely cherish it. He doesn't spend money as much as others and will continue to use something as long as it's in a good condition(even if it has been around for years).
His distinct features is his eyebrows that are shaped like seagulls, and his prominent cheekbones.
I love Mark Lee.
Mark Lee is an actual ace.
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An overrated Gaylord Quarterback for the New York Jets. He is constantly regarded as a great player because he lead his team to 2 AFC title games, in which he got boned. He is considered by many to be the worst quarterback in the NFL. The reason why he barely wins as many games as he does is because he is surrounded by very good receivers and a top-notch running game/defense game. He's so shitty that he can't even seem to achieve a 55% completion percentage. People out in Los Angeles are stupid enough to join on the mass of retard Jets bandwagon fans because he went to USC. He loves to have FOOTlong parties with that Shrex Ryan....And yes, he is not even half Mexican...
Peyton--"Who's that giant walking green penis with the sweaty pubic hair on it's head?"
Tom--"That my good friend, is Mark Sanchez, or in simple terms, A dipshit."
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A euphonium player in the Sotto Voce tuba euphonium quartet. Also bears a strange resemblance to Robert Pattinson from the Twilight movies.
Mark Carlson looks like Edward Cullen.
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to say the dumbest thing possible at the worst possible time and then completely deny that you said it
(while dark outside)
Mark: what time is it?
Person: 3:00
Mark: in the morning?
Person: Are u dumb or just plain gay
Mark: (looks outside) SHU-UP!
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Is a sexy,handsome,and highly intelligent person that is Ireland and Scottish....
I'm gonna go out with a Mark Mccubbins and have some sex with that handsome,highly intelligent man from Ireland and Scotland.