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1. What many hippies of the 60s and 70s turned into in the 80s and 90s with the best intentions, except without drugs or any attempt to change the world. They almost all live in the Southwest, are obsessed with Egypt, India, or someplace else that's exotic, they mix the worst parts of all Eastern and Pagan Religions and say "I'm spiritual, not religious." Almost all are sold out baby boomer women that are not quite fat, have orange hair, and have overbites. They would probably say to this definition, in their draining whisper, "I'm picking up on a lot of hostility here. Can I do Reiki on you?"
2. The music they play while meditating on why Native Americans and Asians don't all love them even though they have the respect to drain their traditions.
I had a vision from the Spirit I was at the Pyramids and suddenly Isis blanketed me inside a blanket of warm healing energy. You know what that means, I was Nefertiti in a past life. Oh, and these Tibetan monks were giving me prayer flags. And there was some Enya song in the background."
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An UrbanDictionary feature finally brought back.
They got rid of the 'New Words' feature a few months ago - and why? Oh well, it's back now.
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1. The 11th state to join the union.
2. Also refers to NYC, or as most ignorant people think- Manhattan. (Oh, yeah, there's also The Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens and Staten Island)
Yes, I do live in NYC, and no, I have never heard a gunshot or gotten dumped on by a piegon.
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a northern ontaio town near the border of québec. every body knows everybody. we have a small theatre that gets over packed often and most of the english high school is pot heads and posers.
the french high school is a decent small town high school and mostly every body are nice.
girl - hey john, gonna meet me at New Liskeard Empire theatre thonight?
guy - bee-atch stop calling me!! :@
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leather boots made by the company New Rock, based in Spain. Are not cheap (ranging from £90-£150+) but are the best shoes to wear if you don't want your feet to be massacred. Worn by what "kevs" would call greebos/moshers/goths. I own a pair, and i love them. Typically have large platform sections or high heels which make you much taller. Majority are black with silver buckles etc.
"Dude, you're so tall with those new rocks on."
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To all you New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians who claim everyone from New Jersy is stupid:
New Jersey is ranked fourth in a survey conducted to determine the smartest state (based on high school graduation rates and various other factors). New York placed sixth.
Pennsylvania you're not too far behind at number nine.
(In case you're wondering which state ranked first; Massachusettes)
Suck on that one, Grasshopper.
Dad: Oh, so you're from New Jersey aye? I would be honored if you'd plant your seed in my daughter.
Guy from Jersey: I already have. But thanks for the go ahead.
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1. As impossible as it may seem, it is more retarded than CNN. People actually consider CNN left-wing in comparison to FOX News.
2. A reminder of why the world hates this country.
I was watching Fox News, and i told my TV to shut the fuck up and put on the Simpsons.
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