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Another name for birth control pills. Must be taken by females before camping, because the bears are attacted to the menstration.
Three hikers were mauled today as their female companion did not take her Anti-Bear Pills... Those poor men.
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Antibiotics their wonderful pills but don't ever think they'll cure all of your ills,
got the cold?
got the flu?
feeling under the weather?
that's just a virus, We can't make that better!
take us for the wrong thing...
That's dangerous to do!
cuz when you really need us we can stop working for you,
so please don't end up paying the price!
always take ur doctor's advice!
antibiotics are wonderful pills take them, please z
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The blue pills in the porno Tugrats
"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"
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(1) one who voluntarily abstains from ingesting animal products out of a love for animals and a hatred of humanity;
(2) the philosophical love child of Peter Singer and Thanos.
"At lunch, Christine was eating tempeh and arguing that the equality of all species ethically justifies placing wolves in kindergartens to control human populations."
"Makes sense to me. The children were going to eventually die anyways and now the wolves don't go hungry. Black pill vegans are always pragmatic"
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Getting someone high for the first time who had previously been skeptical or fearful of weed. If you watch the film "The Matrix", you'll see that Morpheus' speech to Neo about taking the Red Pill can apply almost perfectly to that situation.
Chris: Man, Ashley is so anti-weed. Gives me dirty looks if I even try and talk about it.
Sean: Not anymore dude. I smoked her out last night.
Chris: For real? Damn you had her taking the red pill!
Morpheus: "This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes."
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A retard that thinks he is "uber 133t" and cannot type correctly.
-(noun)
"CrAzY PiLLs: you are idiots read what i say, you might comprend it"
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