A shirt that looks like it was made for a child or infant that is sometimes worn by teens and adults. Should never be worn by an obese female or any male. May be worn by sexy females, especially to show off their neathage / under boob.
Dude 1: Did you see that chick wearing that baby GAP shirt before?
Dude 2: Yeah that was sexy as hell!
Dude 1: Yeah it accentuated her neathage so well!!
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undershirt is longer than the shirt that is covering it.
Look at Hannah Neugent's ungodly case of T-shirt Disease..
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A fashion statement where one refuses to wear clothing with any kind of message or brand name, this usually ends up being a white T-Shirt and shorts or jeans.
Luke would not be caught dead wearing Hollister or Hot Topic. He's white t-shirt.
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(Noun) A person, usually a girl, who wears tee shirts that A. Contain slogans that he or she doesn't understand,
B. is a band tee of a band he or she doesn't listen to,
C. is worn only to impress someone else. At worst in case A, the slogan will be very, very crude and/or sexual. At worst in case B, the subject will not even know that the band he/she has on his/her tee is a band! At worst in case C, the person whom he/she is trying to impress will ask them about it and laugh at the subject for wearing that shirt.
A.Boy: "Practise safe lunch: use a condiment! Haha. I don't get it. OH WELL!"
Store clerk:"You are such a tee-shirt ignoramous..."
B.Girl 1: "Ramones? Probably some new designer brand! FWEE!"
Girl 2:"I looked it up before... All that came up was some icky goth band..."
Store Clerk: "Y'all are ALL tee-shirt ignorami!"
C.Boy: "Woah, you like the Ramones? What's your favorite song?"
Girl: "What? Uh..."
Boy: "You don't listen to the Ramones, do you? Hahaha. You poseur! You're such a tee-shirt ignoramous!"
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The concept made popular by Mike "The Situation", from the popular reality show, "The Jersey Shore".
The concept, as defined by The Situation: "We have an abundance of wife beaters ... we wear before we go out. Then it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt."
Jenny: Yo, you ready to go out yet?
Newton: Not Yet, I still got my wife beater on. It ain't T-Shirt Time yet.
<It is now 12am>
Newton: IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!!!!!!!!
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Code for marijhuana. Usually spoken on telephones or in public.
"Hey man, got any green t-shirts?"
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