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Being a dick to your nieces and nephews
He's such an Uncle James
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The cool uncle that will teach you how to spell your name with pee in the snow, take you out for ice cream before supper time, teach you about guns, will give you your first drink, or share a joint with you while giving you life advice
Who taught you how to do that?! Uncle Joe did. :D
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Like the Dirty Sanchez but you are taking a girl from behind and stick two fingers in her butt, reach around and swipe eyebrows on her face, slap her on the arse and say "Hello Jerry! You don't write, you don't call"
She was a huge Seinfeld fan but not after I gave her the Uncle Leo
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It is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass and she begins to defecate, he pulls out and cums on a peice of bread, forcing her to eat it.
Man, I done totally give that bitch an uncle sandwich last night.
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Someone who tries to enter a bathroom stall several times when it is clearly being occupied. The offender, known as the Uncle Ted, will try several times to forcefully open the door seemingly unknowing that someone is in fact using the facilities. Can also be used as the adverb "Uncle Tedded".
"I was in the handicapped stall at the comfort station and some Uncle Ted came in while I was taking a deuce."
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Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!
Uncle Randy is Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!
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