Valley High School is a three-year public high school in West Des Moines, Iowa, United States. The school hosts grades 10–12. It is run by the West Des Moines Community Schools. Freshmen attend a separate school, Valley Southwoods.
As of the 2014–15 school year, the school had an enrollment of 1,996 students and 109.70 classroom teachers, for a student–teacher ratio of 18.2:1. There were 378 students (18.9% of enrollment) eligible for free lunch and 84 (4.2% of students) eligible for reduced-cost lunch.
NOW enough with the bullshit. Valley is top rivals with Dowling Catholic High School in sports. Dowling beats their ass in football every year. Unfortunately for Valley, Dowling creates the better cheers during sports such as--
"Destroy the V with the Big D!"
"I go to the pussy school of Valley High School....I wish I had monster dongs like them Dowling kids."
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Never seen without a lulu lemon lunch box in one hand and a hydro flask in the other, girls at welsh valley are almost too basic to function. They pull up to school wearing brandy, lulu lemon, firehouse tees, sugar lip tanks, aviator nation, and any other brand name so they can show off. The only athletic shoes they own are Air Force ones, because only two of them can actually play sports and the rest of them just do school sports to say they’re athletic. If you see them out to dinner, there’s a 99% chance they’re at Azie with daddy’s credit cards dressed head to toe in LF. None of them actually date guys, just are things with them and hook up until it ends and then they post crying selfies on their private stories. Speaking of private stories, they spam it with random shit about and have approximately 72 different private stories. They’ll pull up to bat mitzvahs with their hair done, tits and ass hanging out of either a bandage dress or a way too tight black dress. They’re also wearing super expensive jewellery. They’re all obsessed w tiktok and won’t stop doing the dances in school even though they look like they’re having seizures. They’re instagrams are full of bat Mitzvah pictures, birthday posts, and endless pictures in Margate where they all can’t wait to get high at Lucy. They spend the majority of their summers there, except at camp. They will spend every second they’re not at camp posting about how they want to be at camp and will never shut up about their campies.
Welsh Valley Girls are annoying, but at least they’re not ghetto like BC girls!
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smallest town in the universe. located 30 minutes outside of st. louis, missouri. home of the hawks. school spirit is zero. no football team and homecoming in february.
vp kid: dude ever heard of valley park, missouri?
kid from kirkwood: no...
vp kid: I LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY.
oh missourians.
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Retard valley or “the valley” is a white trash campsite in the middle of the woods in Glassboro NJ.
Yo, wanna go to the Valley today?
Wanna go have a campfire at retard valley?
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A regular latte but instead of creamer you use your man ranch
That customer really pissed me off, I'm gonna give her a Hidden Valley Latte
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Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind is a Japanese animation film made in 1984 and directed by anime god Hayao Miyazaki. It tells the story of a girl named Nausicaa, who wants to bring peace to the now toxic and corrupted world. One thousand years ago, giant warriors were created. They burned the city of Pejite (and pretty much the whole world) for seven days, and then soon after that, they turned to stone. The toxic jungle now spreads, threatening the last of the human race. Nausicaa was the founding movie of Studio Ghibli.
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind is an amazing, emotional, inspiring movie that I love watching. I grew up with it, and just recently started eating Nutella while watching it. Amazing combo. Except for the end. That's a bit gruesome.
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