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mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.
Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.
When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.
Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”
When someone has super small skinny eyes.
Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed
A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits”
I am a Piss Bandit huge W there
Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.
- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.
(Band of Brothers, episode 6)
When your nose bleeds so much, that it turns into piss.
"Yeah, sorry, can't come over. Got a bad case of nose-piss."
When you gotta pee so bad that your bladder hurts and you fel like you have a second gut.
Dude 1. Yea so she was all like lemme give you head so naturally I said hell yea but you'll never guess what she had-
Dude2. Sorry dude but I gotta Super Piss right quick
Girl1. Come say something to me punk! you can't mess with me I do yoga and stuff!
Girl2. Listen u little blond beeyotch you have no idea how lucky you are that I have to super piss!!
Girl1. Nope ur jus scared of m yoga toned thighs
Girl 2 punches girl one out. "I should super piss on you." spits on girl1