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weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023


Whack a vsco

Grab your favourite hydro flask and smack a girl in the head

Whack a vsco girl with a hydro flask or whip em with a scrunchie and give em what they deserve

by Dr.Belhabinscut October 20, 2019


Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.

Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.

by deucebiggss1 March 1, 2014


Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 13, 2021


Whack Pack

A group of non-pussywhipped guys who get together for circle jerks whenever the fuck they want cuz they ain't answerin' to no bitch!

I ain't got no girl I'm Whack Pack 4-Life!

by CarvUUp January 9, 2017


Bull Whacking

Bull whacking is when either partner spanks one another with a bully stick. Note: a bully stick is a dried bulls penis.

I was bull whacking last night and wow my cheeks are a sore! What a”treat”!

by The Hobbits October 10, 2022


Wiggetta-whack

A situation being substantially more whack than whack. Crazy, ridiculous, and a waste of time and or money. From Criss-Cross in the 90's.

Doing these dishes by hand is wiggetta-whack. We need a dishwasher.

by Ismellstupid June 11, 2011