the act of masturbating while stoned
on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.
Grab your favourite hydro flask and smack a girl in the head
Whack a vsco girl with a hydro flask or whip em with a scrunchie and give em what they deserve
When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1
Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"
A group of non-pussywhipped guys who get together for circle jerks whenever the fuck they want cuz they ain't answerin' to no bitch!
I ain't got no girl I'm Whack Pack 4-Life!
Bull whacking is when either partner spanks one another with a bully stick. Note: a bully stick is a dried bulls penis.
I was bull whacking last night and wow my cheeks are a sore! What a”treat”!
A situation being substantially more whack than whack. Crazy, ridiculous, and a waste of time and or money. From Criss-Cross in the 90's.
Doing these dishes by hand is wiggetta-whack. We need a dishwasher.