Talk in Third Person Day

An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.

Say your name was John.

"John ate dinner."

"John went to the doctor."

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."

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Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.

The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

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Talk in Third Person Day

A common occurrence on Facebook status updates.

Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.

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Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.

No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...

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cover third base

the act of occupying ugly friend of guy your friend is trying to get on

Hey, Cat, ya wanna cover third base for me while I hook this dude?

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Third Party Face Palm

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The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.

Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.

Putting someone in third gear

When you take a man by a sack and use it like you would a car shifter.

I’m putting someone in third gear because they stole my car