Tickling my nuts

the act of lying to ones face, then proceeding to bullshit your way out of the argument

are you tickling my nuts cunt?
oh you must be tickling my nuts

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Tummy Tickling Disorder

When someone has the urge/habit of gigle/laughing and random things.

Last night Alicia ahd Tummy Tickling Disorder, and almost twisted her intestines.

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Uncle Tickles

A funny clown that tells all sorts of funny jokes.

A person that can make people laugh.

Did you read what Uncle Tickles said? That was really funny! LOL

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Tickle Me Elmo

Whatever the media says that the "it" gift for the current holiday season is. Based on the 1996-onward craze for the "Tickle Me Elmo" doll, featuring the "Elmo" character from "Sesame Street." This US$30.00 toy was seen to sell for over US$1,000.00 due to extreme demand. Hence, any toy, game, or device that is supposed to be the "HOT" item for any given gift-giving season.

My son wants a drift-style scooter. I can buy kick-scooters by the dozen, but drift-scooters are this year's Tickle Me Elmo.

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Irish Tickle

The act of a woman being pleasured by the gentle tickle of an irishman's scruffy beard and pubes, usually from behind and after a pint or 10 of Guiness.

"Yo dude, shave your pubes."

"Nah man, I'm known for my Irish Tickle around town."

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tickles your anus

A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.

Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."

Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."

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Peruvian pickle tickle

Whilst ramming your girl from behind in the kitchen, you snag the pickle you put aside earlier. When you pull out, quickly exchange your member for the vegetable so she remains unaware and continue to jerk off. Cum on her back as you continue with the pickle. Shocked and confused, when she looks to see how that's possible, immediately slap her with the pickle.

Veronica: Oh! We seem to be out of pickles. Darling, what happened to all the pickles?

Ron: Huh? You don't remember? That's quite a rasberry you've got there. We used the last one in Pleasuretown.

Veronica: Oh...right. What was it? The Peruvian pickle tickle?

Ron: That doesn't make sense.

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