Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

tire tread

Inside a woman's vagina, the swelling of the four "legs" of her aroused clitoris, making the surface feel as if it has ridges, akin to the ridges of a tire's tread.

As I fingered my girlfriend, I could feel her tire tread, so I knew she was as ready to go as myself.

I’m tired

When you stay up all night watching YouTube or FaceTiming someone

Hey bill I stayed up all night watching YouTube I’m tired like I want to sleep maybe I’ll put some sun glasses on so Jim doesn’t notice I’m sleeping

I’m tired

“I’m tired”

-David’s popular quote

David: I’m tired
Nathan: Same
Emmanuel: Bruh, first David, now you?

tire snake

Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck

Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!

Low Tire

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”

Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.

Reggae Tired

The kinda tired where you just wanna sit and chillax. Ei. smokin a doobie wearin a rasta hat. Could also apply to the kind of tired you feel after smoking. This is more of a chill tired rather than an exhausted tired.

The word reggae can also refer to regular. Thus, reggae tired can apply to the tired you feel on the regular.

I'm honestly kinda reggae tired right now man.