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The best way to view the internet. Features include:
- As-you-type keywords and websites that match up to what you're surfing.
- Tabs that you can detach to make separate browsers.
- Bookmarks that appear on screen.
- A Home-page that includes: the last three labs you closed; the most often visited sites; last nine recent tabs.
Basically this is better then Firefox, and definitely better the Internet Explorer.
I just downloaded Google Chrome and was taken on a whirlwind of extreme awesomeness, absolute coolness, and perfect mind-blowingness.
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a casual expert who obtains all of their technical expertise from looking it up on search engines
Things one should never really say in a corporate job interview: "Actually, I've not had any formal training for this job. I've been a bit of a google head and picked it up on my own initiative."
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-We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
-We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
-We have compiled a list of nine proofs which we believe definitively prove Google's title as God.
-From the chruch of google website
Please come and join us
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/
The Church of Google
The Nine Proofs
» PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.
» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
» PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.
» PROOF #5
Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.
» PROOF #6
Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".
» PROOF #7
Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.
» PROOF #8
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.
God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods"
» PROOF #9
Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidance. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.
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Being google-aggrivated means: when no matter which syntax of search terms you enter into Google Search Engine, it doesn't pull the results you are looking for.
This has caused many to exclaim such phrases as "Shit!" "Damnit!" "Good Lord why can't I find this!" and last but not least, "Google f*cking sucks!!!"
These aggressive lash-outs reflect in no way the true feelings of the said Search Engine or its almighty glory. They come from sheer frustration of our own limitations as a guest at the site.
I've been sitting here for 10 minutes, im starting to get REALLY google-aggrivated!! I need a cigarette.
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v. (slang)
Informal phrase used to describe performing an Internet search using the Google Search Engine.
John: "Hey, when was the King Dome imploded?"
Kristin: "I think it was in 1996."
John: "Hmmm, I don't think so. Let's Google it up!"
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Google Hangouts is a chatting system created by, what a surprise, Google. On the surface, it appears to be innocent and of no harm - just another way to socialize. But really, it is filled with evil. Students who use Google Hangouts most likely use it due to the fact that they do not have a phone. These students probably have extremely strict parents, especially by the teenage years (a generalization not meant to be offensive)... aka the smarter kids. There is a lot of competition between these students, which fuels drama. During school, of course, there isn't much time to argue and fight, but after school, Google Hangouts becomes the warzone. The place where all the drama is born and amplified.
So, moral of the story, try to avoid group chats of over 40 people on Hangouts. It will not fair well (especially if the group chat contains enemies of yours).
I spoke with my friend on Google Hangouts today.
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Anything that is proven to be fact by searching for keywords on Google's search engine and comparing the result totals.
The search engine (www.google.com) is used because it is the de facto search engine of choice on the internet.
If you Google (verb) the words "Dick Cheney" + "Selfless", you get 25,400 results (as of 7/2009).
If you Google the words "Dick Cheney"
+ "Selfish" you get 110,000 results.
This is intended to indicate that the popular consensus on the internet is that 'Dick Cheney' is more closely associated with the term 'selfish' than 'selfless'. He must therefore be, in fact, selfish.
This conclusion is called 'Google Wisdom'.
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